We think that when it comes to boat puns, funny ones are the best, so we have put together a list of all the best funny boat puns for when you are ready to smile. We have also included the best yacht puns, ship puns and sailing puns for your time on the water.
Funny Boat Puns
Buoy, these views are fin-tastic
Don’t give into pier pressure
Whatever floats your boat
You had me at boat
Felt cute. Might go seas the day
Having yachts of fun with you
Don’t rock the boat
Giving in to the pier pressure
It’s a-boat time we got on the water
This weekend was knot too bad
Yeah buoy, we’re on a yacht!
This week I don’t give a ship
Oar-ed out of my mind
What’s this all a-boat?
Canoe imagine a more perfect day? Neither can I.
Just a fish out of water
Summer is never oh-fish-ially over
Forever in need of some vitamin sea
Don’t krill my vibe.
Oh ship, it’s a sea day
Hold on, I’m getting a bit em-ocean-al.
Last boat naut least.
Not salty about this situation
I like big buoys and I cannot lie
Definitely not salty about this view
Having a hull of a time
What’s all the comm-ocean?
Weapon of mast destruction
Don’t be such a pain in the boat.
Having a reel good time with my besties
It’s a-boat time to go for a sail
One thing’s for shore, I otter-ly love the ocean.
A fine kettle of fish
Don’t be so stern
Partying like a lob-star
A salt weapon
I’m oar-ed out of my mind.
Just saying goodbye to my piers
Not the only fish in the sea
Do you like my ferry impressive boat?
That’s ferry impressive
Last but naut least
Where there’s a wave, there’s a way
It’s a-boat time we got to the lake
A stern talking to
Batten down the hatches
Take time to coast
I’m having yachts of fun
Some would say that I’m an aqua-holic
Water you looking at?
I like big boats and I cannot lie
Didn’t mean to barge in here
Wet-ever floats your boat.
Things are going quite swell
Mermaid to be in the sea
Sail-abrate good times, come on!
I ferry much love the ocean.
Well, plank you very much.
Taking the sea-nic route
It’s aboat time we all made it out on the water
Always yachts of fun with this crew
Kiss my mast
I’m super so-fish-ticated.
You can run but you can’t tide!
I’m knot shore if you noticed, but I’m on a boat.
My milkshake brings all the buoys to the yard
You can’t be crabby when you’re on a boat
Pain in the boat
A whale of a good time
Water under the bridge
Oh buoy, I’m not ready for summer to be over yet
You are so boat-iful to me…
I have very Pacific taste
Seriously, your jokes are keeling me.
Take the wind out of his sails
Loving this ferry-tail ending
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Boat Captions, River Captions, Short Ocean Quotes, Fishing Captions and Cruise Captions.
Short Puns About Boats
Just call salt
Boat hair, don’t care
I love you a yacht
Off the hook
Dead in the water
Shipfaced
No Ship, Sherlock
Ship happens
Yachts of fun
B’Yacht’ch
I’m o-fish-aly ready.
What’s up, dock?
Seas the day
Water you talking about?
What a boat-iful day today.
Stern, Baby Stern
Don’t be so shellfish.
Knot too shabby
What’s this all aboat?
It’s salt good
No ship, Sherlock.
Tis the sea-son.
Funny Boat Captions
- Long weekends and living the boat life
- Floating into the weekend
- Messy buns and boat days
- Some people are boat people. I am one of those people.
- Life is better on the boat
- The boat is calling. I must go.
- Weekend forecast: 100% chance of boating
- On cruise mode
- Gone boating
- Eat. Sleep. Boat. Repeat.
- You bring the boat and I’ll bring the bubbles
- Floatin’ along
- Boat, lake, sunset, perfect
- Keep calm and boat on
- Live. Love. Boat. Lake.
- Let’s sail away into forever
- Come sail away with me
- Decided to let my dreams set sail
- If your ship doesn’t come in, sail out to meet it
Funny Boat Quotes for Instagram Captions
“I want a boat that drinks six, eats four, and sleeps two.” – Ernest K. Gann
“If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out and meet it.” ― Jonathan Winters
“For the ocean is big and my boat is small. Find the courage.” – Alanis Morissette
“Boats, like whiskey, are all good.” – R. D. Culler
“A boat is like a magic world, like a little island.” – Renzo Piano
“Don’t bring an anchor, on a sinking boat.” – Anthony Liccione
“At sea, I learned how little a person needs, not how much.” – Robin Lee Graham
“The only ship you can truly steer in this ocean is the one you’re sailing.” ― Richelle E. Goodrich
“You haven’t lived until you’ve sailed.” ― David Sedaris
“The days pass happily with me wherever my ship sails.” ― Joshua Slocum
“Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’” – Steven Wright
“This boat that we just built is just fine; And don’t try to tell us it’s not; The sides and the back are divine;
It’s the bottom I guess we forgot.” ― Shel Silverstein
“I’ve always believed that a goal in life is not to own a boat but have a friend with a boat.” – Christie Hefner
“There are a lot of mysterious things about boats, such as why anyone would get on one voluntarily.” – P. J. O’Rourke
“If you boat a lot, you’re known as a boating enthusiast. I like to boat, but I just don’t want to ever be referred to as a boating enthusiast.” – Mitch Hedberg
“The love boat has crashed against the everyday.” – Vladimir Mayakovsky
“There is nothing more enticing, disenchanting, and enslaving than the life at sea.” ― Joseph Conrad
“It isn’t that life ashore is distasteful to me. But life at sea is better.” – Francis Drake
“Life without a defined purpose is similar to a boat without a crew in the middle of the ocean.” – Debasish Mridha
“My escape is to just get in a boat and disappear on the water.” – Carl Hiaasen
“If the boat started shaking, we stayed on course and didn’t lose focus. That made the difference.” – Sebastian Vettel
“I’m sailing! I’m sailing! I’m sailing!… I’m sailing! I’m sailing! I sail! I’m sailiiiiiing!” — Bob Wiley on What About Bob
So there you have it! Our list of puns. Hopefully you found the perfect one for your boat photo.
About the Author
Laynni Locke
I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.
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